A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mahmy

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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