- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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