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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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