2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Justin beiber..

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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