- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Where's my tractor?

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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