- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

sorry got to poo

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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