- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

I like the color potato.

Nero, sure you are okay?

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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