life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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