Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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bangers and mash?

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Miscarriages.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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