Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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