A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Why is the ground wet It rained

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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