What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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