- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

A young baby died.

Lewis

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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