Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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