what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What is your bill about? Clinton

your life

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

you dint have to be a jew matt

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

woman's rights

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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