Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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