Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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I am dyslexic

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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