- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What's 9+10 Ebola

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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