Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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I'm HIV positive.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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