Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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