What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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