- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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