What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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