- Anti Joke

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Flowers are colors Love me

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.