- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

No soup for you!

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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