So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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