A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Have you ever heard of a goose?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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