Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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DEATH.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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