- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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