- Anti Joke

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What? Why?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."