Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A seal walks into a club.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Do u take sugar?

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

My mum is called Steve

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Anti Joke

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