- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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