- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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