- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

The bears will win the Super Bowl

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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