Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...