- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

my wife out of the kitchen

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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