Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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