Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

knock knock go away!!!

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

So does Blake

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Once upon a time, The end.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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