Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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