What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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