- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

A seal walks into a club.

a black guy hates chicken.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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