What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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Anti Joke

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