- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

Whats two plus two Four!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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