- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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