Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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penis. nuff said.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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