Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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robin, get in the car.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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