A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

men's rights activists

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

I have an idea! You leave.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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