- Anti Joke

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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