Boys have swag, real men have class

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What do you call white trash Garbage

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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