What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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