- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

A van drives into a car.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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