- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

women's rights

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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