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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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A man walks into a bar

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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