Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Y u do dis?

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

belly button

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

HURT

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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