- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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