What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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