- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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Womens rights

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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