- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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