- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Get some flipping new jokes people

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Poop.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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