She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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how much fish could a chicken

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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