Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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