- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

your face

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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