What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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Penis

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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