caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Velcro. What a rip off.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Flowers are colors Love me

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Womens Rights

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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