- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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whats up and also down? your mum

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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