Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

drew edminstin is a rat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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