What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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