What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Knock Knock The doors already open

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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