- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Death by kayak

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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