- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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