Anti-jokes are funny.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

I am a women

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Hail Heetluh

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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