Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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