Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

are u black unlucky

Women can vote? wtf

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

i hate black people

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

josh sucks polish adams dick

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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