- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vagina cream... end of story

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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