- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

What is black and has no education A tire.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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