- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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