- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

women's rights

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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