What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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WOw you have no life

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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