- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Butthole.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

snowglobe

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

what do you call a young man? a little boy

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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