There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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Fart

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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