The queen having a shit

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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alert('The Game')

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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