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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

matt has ebola...funny right!?

The Princess is in another castle

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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