- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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