What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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