What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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