- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Poop.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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