- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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