- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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