Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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