- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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