where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

A man walks into a bar

antonio has a penis head.lol

gay pom...

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Get up Look in the mirror

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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