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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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