- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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justin bieber over spongebob snicker

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Albert your flies undone.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

ur an fagit

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Bob Saget that is all

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*