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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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