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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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