- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Womens rights

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

im telling maguire

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