- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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