how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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