- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Hello

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

being sober in a bar fight

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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