How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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I was once a hamster.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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