"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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Knock knock *open*

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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